Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Renovations Already Underway For A New Memorial Stadium?


BIll has been hard at work (or hardly workin) lately. Since he spent mucho of his time getting rid of that pesky option offense that the Huskers used to dominate the 90's, he now wants to move onto other renovations. His success with the new French Toast Offense, or as he calls it "West Coast Offense," serves as a benchmark on how he can turn things around.

He has been discussing his plans for an all new Memorial Stadium with another Football legend known for his charity work, the Cowboys of Dallas owner Jerry Jones. Bill and Jerry agree that the new Memorial Stadium should be modeled after Dallas's new stadium, which you can view here, with the exception that the giant video screen will play a constant loop of the hit series "Blossom" at all times.

Good luck with everything fellas. I know you know failure well, so you can hopefully steer clear of that. A good day to you...

In Bill We Trust,

Cill Ballahan

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