Monday, October 29, 2007

Callahan To Donate Brain To RoboCoach Project


Throughout his tenure at Lincoln, Bill Callahan has done many wonderful things. He has resurrected his acting career....he has put together one of the most potent offensive juggernauts in college football history...all while trying to live a normal life in Nebraska.

With his star quarterback now out for the year, Bill has made an unbelievable coaching decision, in what is possibly his final season as the Cornhusker's head coach. Bill plans on donating his right arm and shoulder to Sam Keller and giving the rest of his body to science.

He will become RoboCoach. A coach that automatically gives great speeches and a coach that answers to no one.

In Bill We Trust,

Cill Ballahan

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