I was in Lincoln this last weekend, not to see the Husker Football program, but to see the number ONE Husker Volleyball game. As everyone does we tailgated outside of the Devaney Center, drinking coffee and schnapps all day can only make one hungry. So I set out to get some food for everyone.
Now it is not everyday that you run into one person that you hate, but this reporter ran into two despicable individuals, who just happened to be in charge of salting fries at my dining destination.
You know that feeling you get when you know that you may have some spit in your burger? Well try trusting these two with your food. Known to our readers as Thelma and Louise, these are the very guys who are single handedly trying to destroy Nebraska one step at a time. Now if I didn't even trust them with my food, then why did we let them cook our corn? If you happen to see these two out in public please do not hold back, let them know that evil will not prevail!
::Stan Burgowitz::
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