Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Land Of Oz Is Back!


Is it true? Did it happen? Husker fans finally found what they were looking for walking down the Big Red Brick Road? He appeared to them in the form of an AD, The Wizard of Oz. Now that T.O. (the original T.O. just to clarify, not the one who is a jackass) is back in Husker athletics, look for a few changes. He already made it clear that no member of the coaching staff will be replaced during the season. My best guess, the announcement of a new coaching staff will come directly following the final whistle after NU defeats the St. Paul Wildcats in the class C football tournament after only surrendering 538 total yards.

Should Callahan be worried? Would you be worried if you were a field mouse leading smaller field mice around and then a Puma was thrown into the box to watch your every move? I would be, even though field mice are very elusive and quick to poop. But I digress. Look for the Wizard of Oz to implement a few changes to Husker football very soon. The one that might stand out is to look at game tape instead of the hit movie Condorman. Of course, if the defense could fly and/or drive around in a war machine/sportscar, we might have been able to stop Chase Daniels. Just a thought.

::Chavez::

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