Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Who You Gonna Call? Not Steve.


On Saturday, October 13th something happened in Lincoln, Nebraska that has not happened in almost 50 years. A 911 call was made to the Lincoln Police Department and then forwarded onto the Athletic Department. What you are about to read is the actual transcript of the 911 call:

911 Operator: 911 Operator, how can I help you?

Caller: Yes, I am being beaten…badly…sob, sob, sob

911 Operator: What is your name Ma’am?

Caller: The Nebraska Football Program

911 Operator: Please hold.

Nebraska Athletics Department (NAD): Nebraska Athletic Department, how can I help you?

Caller: I’m being beaten in my own home, and it hurts…

NAD: Who is beating you ma’am?

Caller: A Cowboy.

NAD: Ok, We will send help right away

Caller: Who are you going to send?

NAD: Steve Pederson!

Caller: NO!!!!, He’s already BLEEPED me in the BLEEP!

::Ghram Ferdinand::

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