Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Your Fired! (in our books anyway)


As the moon made its way into the sky and the chill of fall crept throughout the state of Nebraska last Saturday night, one thing was most certainly certain, Bill, it is definitely time to go. Now, two other things are for certain as well; this is not going to be a clean and easy project, and the players of Nebraska have to play for Nebraska and not for themselves to get in the NFL, if you are good enough they will find you.

Bill is the kind of guy who will stay put until he is physically forced out of the buildings, put into his Ford Taurus to drive home to his house in Los Angeles, and be re-united with his brother Jeff (the Big Lebowski). See Billy still does not think that there is a problem. He still believes in his game plans and supports his coaching staff. Bill acknowledged that Kansas is a tough team, sure they are playing good football, but 76 points? Christ Bill, that is the most points scored on Nebraska in the one-hundred year history of it's program!

You are a disgrace to yourself and anyone who ever believed that maybe somehow you were going to be the coach that you insisted you are and could be. You will be lucky to ever coach again and God knows that it will never be a head coaching job, that is for certain. If you had any self respect you would pack your Taurus tomorrow night and slip out into the darkness. Just do not forget your coffee, your beige sweater, Steve Pedersen, Kevin Cosgrove, Jim Rose, Sam Keller and all of those stupid Restore The Order and the Power of Red posters, we never needed them and never wanted them.

Really we only want a few things: a coach to believe in, Defense, a running game (maybe some option), and players that have the heart to give their all to try and win the game!

"We play to win the game." - Herm Edwards

::Stan Burgowitz::

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