If it don't work...apparently don't fix it. We were able to obtain a copy of the Cosgrove's defensive practice schedule. We have a mole within the organization that cannot be revealed at this point in time. All we can say is that during the NU/Baylor game of 2000, the mole stole a whole box of Runzas from an eight year old trying to make change out of a twenty dollar bill. Cosgrove's defensive practice schedule is as follows.
8:15am - Homeroom/Role Call
8:30am - Defense 100A; "How to stop the run"
9:28am - Snack
10:15am - Recess
11:15am - Meeting (Topic: Personal Hygeine; Pro or Con?)
12:15pm - Lunch (only time they see a sack...lunch)
2:30pm - Nap
3:30pm - How to dive and miss a tackle
4:30pm - 3-3-5, our only defense
5:50pm - Nap
::Chavez::
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