
Bill is a berry berry smart man. Not only did he help point out that the problems this year with the Skers aren't just his fault, but his players too...now he is implementing a new intiative to help get Red Big fans out of Mammo-real stadium in a more orderly fashion. I personally feel that he did a great job this week getting people to leave the stadium early to help prevent any traffic jams.
He helped coach a very even gameplan of about 5,000 fans leaving every 10 minutes, beginning at the end of the 1st quarter. Many attribute this accomplisment to the Oklahoma State college football dynasty that played Nebraska this weekend. It really isn't everyday you see a team that is able to hold a powerhouse like Oklahoma State to only 38 points in the first half.
Anyhow, being the West Coast thinker that he is, Bill has been able to strike a lucrative deal with a motorized cart company (one of the largest deals to date). The Callahan-Cart (see above) will offer any Cornhusker fan the opportunity to use a motorized cart to exit Mammo-real stadium at anytime after seven minutes left in the first quarter.
In Bill We Trust,
Cill Ballahan
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